“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
Get the Peanut M&M’smug. 
Person 1 : I'm looking for a goth gf to consensually Dom me
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative
by DaBoss135 October 8, 2022
Get the Brown m&mmug. The m&m with a massive egg shaped head and massive feet like I’m talking triple the size of a normal human and very skinny legs
by EpicGamer5837 May 4, 2022
Get the Blue M&Mmug. 
by killer3ghee July 14, 2019
Get the m&mmug. The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.
Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”
Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024
Get the The M&M Conspiracymug.