Zoom Chicken

when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.

"Hey wanna play zoom chicken"

by Robert Bloomfield December 21, 2020

Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

----------(sn) *zoom*

A expression used in the instant messaging program MSN Messenger / Live.

When typed into the program it produces a snail leaving a trail behind it. The "*zoom*" indicates that the snail is moving very fast, which contradicts the normal motion of the said animal. Hence creating somewhat of a joke.

Speedy the Snail, as he is know, was created by Mike, in January 2008.

Add ----------(sn) *zoom* to you MSN name and help Speedy the Snail travel around the world!

by Simply Mike January 19, 2008

Zoom gloom

That feeling of being invited to yet another zoom happy hour ... or meeting ... or birthday party ... or sex party.

I can't attend your Sex Party - I've got Zoom Gloom.

by yell_yelley April 24, 2020

zoom boobs

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021

zoom-and-crop

A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presence in the picture and usually has their mouth open, making a funny face, etc. Therefore, the only thing to do is zoom in on this person to make them really big, then crop it so the picture is just of them.

C: Kaitlyn's legs are open in the back of this picture and she's wearing a skirt--you can see everything.

R: We need to zoom-and-crop that shit.

or

R: Kaitlyn is SUCH a good zoom-and-crop

by haines December 15, 2008

Zoom hopping

to move from one Zoom grouping to another similar to party hopping, but virtually via the Zoom platform

We participated in a Zoom Thanksgiving dinner with friends in Seattle, and then Zoom hopped to a local Thanksgiving dinner with folks in Hawaii, ending the evening Zoom hopping to a gathering of family from all over the world.

by Mr. Woody April 10, 2020