A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.
Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
by Keem the Dream August 18, 2022
Get the Table Bossmug. When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.
Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
by riddlecker July 23, 2016
Get the The kid's tablemug. The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.
‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’
by Wardswords December 20, 2021
Get the Table Thiefmug. When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020
Get the waiting the tablesmug. Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table jokemug. To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.
Guy 2
Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
Get the Table fluffmug. Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009
Get the twofour tablemug.