spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

peach tops

A pregnancy test cause the tops that cover the pee stick are peach colored

Anyone got some peach tops

by Girl1234567891011 January 28, 2014

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025