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Chris

Chris is a Dick
Have you met Chris? No? Good, better without
by Amelia214 November 23, 2021
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Chris

Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
by Lovelyansaksn December 7, 2019
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Chris

An extremely homosexual individual who enjoys nothing more than the taste of cock in the morning, and the smell of shit rising from below him at night while he absolutely pile drives into some poor boy.
Fuck me your so Chris.
by Cuntcatcher April 18, 2022
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chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do
chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"
by humongousballs April 22, 2022
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chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing
Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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Chris Martin

He’s so good . That Chris Martin is so good
by Duck go to go to go hi May 18, 2020
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Chris

Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that
Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.

Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless
by Randomguygenius November 22, 2021
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