American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Natural-Born American Citizen

I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.

Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2025

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by busybrat July 6, 2024

American Revolution

A war between the British and the French, and to a lesser extent, Americans. It was financed by the French, and was won by the French when independence was achieved, how ever the Americans were very ungrateful and did not repay a loan they received from France, instead betraying them by not joining the war when France was invaded by Germany.

"Hey did you hear about the American Revolution"

"You mean the French-English war in America?"

"Nah, Americans are also involved"

by King Louis XII August 4, 2022

American boy

An American guy in the US who acts like a boy by thinking just because he has the freedom of speech. He can act like a jerk. But, when a guy tries to fight him, or stand up for himself. He calls him a bitch. If a girl got disrespected, hit, or raped by a guy. Other guys would had beat him up, or killed him. The American guy is a bitch ass pussy who’s not man enough to get treated like a criminal when he’s guilty, and don’t want to get beat up by a guy over a guy when he deserves it. This makes the American guy looks like a bully, and a coward.

James: (talk shit to Michael).
Michael: Hey, come outside.
James: you a bitch!
Michael: Your a bitch ass, pussy ass idiot! American boy!
James: (didn’t fight Michael).

by LinkxPeach March 8, 2022

American Gasp

That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.

“I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”

by Wheeze_Central January 16, 2022

London American City College

(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”

“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”

by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025