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Paul

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.

We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!

Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.

Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
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Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
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St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021
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Richard paul astley

rick is a very kind person. He will never give you up and never let you down.
He will never run around and desert you. He also will never cry and say goodbye.
And he will never tell a lie and hurt you
by That_weird_guy November 26, 2021
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Pauled

When you act too quickly and fuck up a situation that would otherwise be perfectly fine.
Why did you do that! You really pauled that up!
by reeowens May 18, 2022
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logan paul

by floor gang big pp June 11, 2020
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Smug Paul

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.
Todd: You hear about what happened to Jane?
Hector: Did Sam pull a Smug Paul again?
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023
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