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Tea

Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.
“Have you heard the tea about Sarah and George?”

The tea is scoulding today”
by SisterAva August 14, 2018
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tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.
Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.
by hstrm July 23, 2014
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texas tea and cookies

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.
don't be such an british tea cup
by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
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Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.
Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)
by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019
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Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time
Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home
by Pokasome June 5, 2020
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Tea

The thing British people cannot give an unconscious person.
by TomDickandHarry953 July 2, 2023
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