Spidergooning

Spidergooning (or Spider gooning) is much like typical gooning, however, it is performed with the addition of another individual. For the duration of the Spidergooning session both persons use their arms and legs (for a sum of 8 limbs, which is where the term originates) to goon.

After the climax, the Spidergooners use the "silk" (sperm) to make web-like patterns on themselves or the surrounding area.

Person 1: Hey, are you down for some Spidergooning later?
Person 2: You needn't even ask! I'm so down.

by Abe_Blud September 20, 2024

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024

Spiderfries

An incredible Rainbow Six Siege Player, way better than fwRudy

SPIDERFRIES HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD

by R6fan December 3, 2024

slide ur tens

south african slang for you're number

guy: slide ur tens??
girl: ill give you my snap
guy: sure that works too

by some__1 December 25, 2024

Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”

As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”

by KABDUBS January 8, 2025

Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge

1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?

by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025

Slideblind

Consultants and other useless knowledge workers have found it easier to create presentations instead of impact. Due to their profound insecurity about the (in)significance of their work and their own intelligence in general, they compensate by creating ever increasing numbers of powerpoint slides. In the process they become blind to the meaning and content of individual slides, they go "slideblind". Slideblindness is often terminal (for a given day).

Bro, I have to close my laptop and go for a walk, I am going slideblind after working on this presentation for 10h non-stop.

by CreativeDog January 30, 2025