Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.

Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.

by hotblonc August 2, 2025

speedy

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station

“wanna get speedy?”

by gigglepoop August 3, 2025

speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025

Speed

Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.

People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Speedo

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

Speel Chucker

Slang for "Spell Checker" on a smartphone or computer. It came about through spell checkers replacing mis spelt words or even correct words with equally mis spelt words.

I'm sorry that sentence didn't make sense, my speel chucker let me down.

by Yuugee October 9, 2025