When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
by thatoneguy713 September 26, 2012
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.
Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."
by EscobarLDN December 10, 2013
by AR15 2005 April 21, 2021
In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail
by lilsamsixty9 June 08, 2021
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019