Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head

Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”

by anonymous July 6, 2025

Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.

“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”

by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025

rotten pizza

stupid boring stuff

Youre rotten pizza

by TheRealGoat4 July 23, 2025

Bean pizza

The entire area in and around a woman's vagina .

I was hungry and my wife asked if I wanted to eat her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

Bean pizza

The area in or around a woman's vagina

The hookers delivered her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

The Pizza Time

To hold a woman by the waist with one hand, while holding her up with the other, while her legs are hung over one's shoulders, such as to hold her horizontally level with your face, to perform oral sex, while standing up.

I wanted to spice things up, so I hit her with the Pizza Time, and had her screaming for more.

by Pizz4_M4n August 13, 2025

Cheese Pizza

Code for ordering 14+ child at a pizza place, for a "pizza party," for younger they will request green or fried green tomatoes.

He was really hard for the pizza party he and his friends were preparing as he ordered 2 cheese pizzas.

by pornstitute August 14, 2025