Jabba the Poo

A giant, soft like piece of shit that one exerts from themselves. This shit can be as big as Jabba him self or have a similar shape to it.

So i walked into the bathroom and look in the toilet only to see Jabba the Poo already home.

by Watsnewpussycat January 21, 2009

Winnie the Poo

When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.

We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.

by Pebbles Domus February 23, 2011

Johnny Poo Poo Pants

Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.

Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!

Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.

by {Code Monkey} May 22, 2009

fondue poo

1) (N.) A hot dish usually made of cheese, wine and poo.
2) (Adj.) The defecation that occurs following a trip to Ingrams Chili Bowl.

1) You have to appreciate the nutty aroma in this fondue poo.
2) My last fondue poo piled so high I could feel it!

by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004

Air Poo's

when some farts and its smells like poo/shit.

damm boy thats da worst air poo's ive ever smelt

by whystyles July 29, 2007

Lochness Poo

The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.

Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...

by SOVEREIGN1 April 5, 2010

hide the poo

A game played within a friends house. The aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.

I played Hide the Poo in Sasha's house, 6months later and she still hasn't found it!

by sexpest June 4, 2012