Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020

Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial

Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!

by Don't use your real name. 69 June 29, 2021

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020

Crack-Raptor

Someone whom refuses to chill.

That alien dinosaur from star wars sounds like a crack-raptor

by KoolAIDS! April 9, 2022

Quiet Cracking

Happens when your partner is not moving at all during sex and makes you do all of the work.

Yo dawg, I was quiet cracking with my chick last night and I could hear a pin drop.

by MrBungle1969 August 19, 2025

crack house

A place where a crack head can circumvent. Lounge ,purchase, and enjoy their drug

I'm gonna head to the crack house for a rock

by Towli37 November 6, 2018