Nut job

A person who doesn't see you cross the road and drives past without seeing you there, nearly knocking you over.
Can be found driving mostly vans.

That man is a nut job!

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir January 14, 2015

flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

Jowell job

Similar to a so called "hand-job" or "foot-job", the penis is thrusted betwixt the preferably large, droopy jowells.

Uday recieved a jowell job from Martin. (AND HE LIKED IT)

by Nick November 19, 2003

Rem Job

When you hold someone upside down and give then a rim job.

Remy gave Julia a rem job, then she gave him one back.

by app13s December 25, 2007

hob job

One who can float in very small sinks...

WooooW were u just hob jobing in that sink???

by k p homeslice May 2, 2005

Paint Job

When one sprays and blankets (fully or partially) another with their own reproductive fluids, typically follows a deed such as sex or oral sex, but is not limited here. Paint Jobs are gender-neutral.

"Hey man, you should have seen the Paint Job I gave this girl who was passed out in the quad"
"My new girlfriend isn't on the pill, so I'm giving her quality Paint Jobs every night"
"Trashell, Eugene flicked my bean so professionally last night I gave his face a serious Paint Job. Before he could even do it again I gave his face a second coat!"

by Sergeant Sufficient June 9, 2009

Bro Job

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

by A straight up Bro August 20, 2010