Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

guttar muffin

Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .

Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }

by E tha Mutha Fukin D OG April 23, 2018

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.

Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!

by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018

Muffin

Slang for a fat person
Slang for having a bad hair cut
Fat under you pelvic region

Your muffin looking ass couldn’t do jack shit.

by PledgeKiller69 December 25, 2023