making muffins

Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)

Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!

making muffins by Jennoza July 10, 2010

Scorch Muffins 

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

Scorch Muffins by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

muffiny 

Having the qualities of a muffin.

The muffin I sat on is not muffiny anymore.
-or-
This muffin is nice and muffiny.
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Mmmmm... muffiny.

muffiny by dWiki January 2, 2009

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

muffinious by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffism 

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

Muffism by Muffinist September 11, 2005

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

blueberry muffins by O' Briney March 5, 2009

muffintastic 

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009