A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.
Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
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LEON STUCK HIS JUNK IN LAURENS BUMSKY AND IMMEDIATELY SMELLED A RIPE SMELL. UPON PULLING HIS JUNK OUT OF LAUREN’S BUMSKY HE NOTICED HE’D BEEN MUSTARD RINGED
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Textbook definition of a nonchalant nerd.
Loves his cat - has to clean out his shit way too often.
Throws jokes but can't take them himself
Loves his cat - has to clean out his shit way too often.
Throws jokes but can't take them himself
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