Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

Moose Knuckles

When your pants are too tight and so your testicles bulge out in front and can be clearly seen by everyone.

OMG did you see Ben's massive moose knuckles last night on Family Feud?! Yeah, how'd he even get his pants on?

by Ben's Moose Knuckles September 25, 2020

mooseknucklechewy

Similar to camel toe but larger in size

Damn! Would you just look at the size of that mooseknucklechewy

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020

Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops

You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose

by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020

Monse

Monse is a pain ass. She likes longs walk away from you’re stupid ass. She’ll call on her crackheads to save the day. She stupid funny

Monse don’t give a fuck

by Eric69fuckedyour11mom November 16, 2020

Moosehead

A girl (or guy) you bone once and mount on the wall. Hot but crazy and unhealthy. Don't bring home to Mom but can't wait to brag on your new moosehead to your buddies.

You should have seen the moosehead I plowed last night.

by Mendacious Merkin December 1, 2020

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020