hookshank

A penis that tilts, curves, bends in any one direction, it is never straight. Hookshanks can be any size but they usually come big. Sometimes the hookshank can be good , depending on the curve of the shaft, but sometimes the hookshank can make you as dry as the desert.

Girl: "That guy over there has a total hookshank."

Friend: "You fucked a hookshank?! How was it?"

by sarah pable May 21, 2011

Hookypoop

To skip school, work or any other previous commitment, to engage in anal sex.

I totally pulled a hookypoop today!

by ryan hookypoop May 28, 2011

hookup booth

hookup at the merch booth of a show

I wanted to buy some merch but I realized the merch booth had been turned into a hookup booth.

by xxxyeaaimcoolxxx June 12, 2011

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

Hookah posture

Someone who has great posture while smoking a hookah.

Damn.....check out that girls hookah posture. She's bad ass

by Marleigh417 December 9, 2011

hooker's green

The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.

"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."

by hookersgreen September 30, 2011

hookajooka

a language commonly used by noobs when they get jealous of other people talking/typing in another foreign language

hey that's a cool language you have, i can also talk hookajooka

by theotherwonderland November 18, 2011