Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
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Get the ice cream sesh mug.A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.
Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
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Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
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OR
Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
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Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
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Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
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