half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018

A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

by pbones October 18, 2021

cranker

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009

animal crackers

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol

the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!

by Kobee January 13, 2008

crockery

Slang: Crack, coke, charlie ect.

My dealers gonna pop my ass, 'cos i didn't pay for that crockery.

by MaLV April 24, 2006

crackberry

RIM device known as a blackberry that allows its users to smoke crack and pretend that they are at the office working.

Jim just left early, with his crackberry, I bet I know where he's going.

by Escuel July 10, 2006

crackerlackerpoopars

a really random word I made up when i was bored

um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars

by the original clarey May 13, 2004