by notahumidperson June 1, 2022
Get the cooky crisp mug.A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
Get the What do you want, a cookie? mug.A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
Get the cookie mile mug.by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025
Get the Shadow milk cookie mug.anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.
Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.
Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.
Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.
by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010
Get the cookie dog mug.by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016
Get the cookie phoned mug.Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.
She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"
by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019
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