Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae

When your friend gets baited into looking at a definition on my.urbandictionary.com.

Hi Evan, here's your Brazilian Hot Beef Sundae...

by Junky J January 25, 2024

Beef

Beef is a word used to suggest departure.

"I'm going to beef to the shops"
"Let's beef" (instead of "let's go")

by Jed589 June 18, 2021

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 29, 2010

corn beef 19

Another term for COVID 19

I can go outside bcs of corn beef 19

by Happy 9/11 February 24, 2021

Beef Cheeks

Term used for the buttocks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.

by StonkyKong July 4, 2019