Half-straight

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 05, 2022
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 18, 2019
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half smoked

Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”
by itZe August 19, 2019
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Half-Breed

Wise man once said... we are all half-breeds.
Why the fuck are their mexican nazis?? We are all half-breeds.
by Naukloster July 05, 2018
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alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?
by Thomas A. August 05, 2017
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