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dry anal rape

The act of forcibly sodomising someone without any form of lubrication.
Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and drive off and then you realise that the damn rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.
by Dick McElvis September 17, 2008
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anal cum bubble

After a hot load is shot in an asshole, a pocket of air that is with held in the cum is known as the anal cum bubble.
"Juli got fucked so hard in the ass, after Chris came she let loose with a gigantic anal cum bubble which burst on his grill"
by Da Dirt May 22, 2008
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anal wind sock

a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.
"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt
by go-gurt August 15, 2007
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Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain
I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut
by TSUAOJAP February 24, 2011
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Lesbian Anal Dildo

A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.
Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!
by Wangface May 3, 2003
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Anal Gape April

Through the entire month of April everyday girls and boys must be anal gaped
Yo my ass is so sore from anal gape april
by Buttery Nipples 12 November 8, 2019
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über anal piledriver

a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)
She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.
by Überschwanz December 13, 2008
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