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Make Boss Accessible (MBA)

I am pissed off about the requirements of new project. I need clairity. Make Boss Accessible (MBA) to assist me.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 9, 2015
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Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
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penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.
I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.
J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.
by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018
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Spirit Motorcycle Accessories

A South African designed & developed motorcycle gear brand. They create a range of motorcycle helmets, jackets, gloves and more.
Friend 1: "I need a new helmet..."
Friend 2: "I know just the place for you to go, Spirit Motorcycle Accessories, they have all you need!"
by Spirit MC February 19, 2019
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non-service account

an account that is specifically used NOT to run services.
the accounts team like to make use of non-service accounts
by nonsec June 20, 2019
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