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High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.
“Bro, what’s wrong?”

HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”
by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025
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Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing
Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.
by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025
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Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session
Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty
by Massy 250 April 14, 2021
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top roller

A woman with a bare midriff , but instead of being delightfully slim and showing off her flat stomach, has rolls of fat which droop over the top of her trousers ..avert your eyes...a muffin top, but bigger!
Her genetic time bomb has gone off and she is well on the way to minger status.
look at that one coming out of McDonalds, she's a real top roller
by Blumpher September 1, 2006
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lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024
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TOP G

Andrew Tate is the top G and whenever you want to refer to him, call him Top G.
"Free Top G"
"He's mysoginistic"
"Shut the fuck up"
by 765lt.mso March 25, 2023
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