drop a tranny 

Derived from the word transmission, when a car's transmission breaks down, but is not limited to that. If a car has a flat tire, or is not drivable, then it dropped a tranny.

Jim: Are you coming over to my house tonight?

Mike: Yeah, as long as my car doesn't drop a tranny.

drop a tranny by lil' Mikey May 8, 2008

fat as a tick 

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

fat as a tick by Lulu July 2, 2004

bishop in a turtleneck 

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

bishop in a turtleneck by kith September 12, 2004

A tease 

Someone who knows what you want, but gives you only enough to keep you thinking they might give it to you, without fulfilling your desires.

Originally, this was of a sexual nature, usually meaning a woman who dressed provocatively, but then would not go out or have sex with the men she was attracting.

Today, a tease can be anyone who leads others on.

My boss keeps implying that I might get a promotion, but won't say for sure one way or the other. I wish he'd stop being such a tease!

Did you see the latest QuestionableContent comic? Jeph Jacques is drawing out this thing with Claire & Marten just to be a tease!

Don't be a tease, just tell me! Did you buy the latest Mario Kart or not? If you did, I'm coming over to play it right now!

The Supernatural writers are just being a tease. Dean and Cas will never get together.

A tease by RenRen October 8, 2014

I want to make a tiger woods with her. 

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I want to make a tiger woods with her."

I want to make a tiger woods with her. by Sowadi October 25, 2008

ur granny a tranny 

worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” this is a overpowered weapon of mass destruction anyone who uses this does not know the powers they are messing with

josh: ur mom gay

joe: ur dad lesbian

karl: shut up mere mortals both ur granny a tranny

josh and joe: implode on them self , the fabric of reality fade away and the world erupts into flames

ur granny a tranny by peacelordfromthe6th March 12, 2018

pull a Texas

1) To leave/secede from a group

2) To ditch one's friends

Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.

"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."

Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"

pull a Texas by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010