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Brother in Chris

When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.
Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
by folkpiedpiper July 1, 2022
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Chris

Chris is a person that likes to play with your emotions and shouldn’t be taken seriously in a long term relationship. He usually has some sort of problem either mommy issues, daddy issues, ect. They are very emotional and might talk about themselves a lot even tho they don’t realize it. In general Chris is not hubby material.
You: Hii how has your day been!?
Chris: Sorry I took a while to respond I fell asleep but it’s been okay.
You: oh okay what did you do today?
Chris: Nothing much just been chilling.
You: oh ok
Chris:...
by Joe_mama:0 May 24, 2021
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Chris

Chris is kind and passionate about the ones who are close to him

He could also be to passionate by acting gay and trying to grab friends dicks
He likes guys and girls

Likes basketball

But favorite game is Fortnite

Is way too overconfident
Chris is a medium weight and height and has a good taste in guys and girls

He’s single and ready to mingle
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Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
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Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar
by ivan17 May 16, 2022
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chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.
not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.
by Jas The Man July 20, 2020
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Chris

He is someone who brings a light of happiness into ones life. Chris knows how to make you laugh and make you fall so deeply in love with those beautiful blue eyes. He is handsome, strong, smart, adventurous, creative, and hard working. He's the kind of guy you could love forever. Chris is amazing in every way, and any girl would be lucky to love him and all his amazing qualities. Guys like him don't come around often, so when you find him you better never let him go.
Chris is the perfect man.
by Bagelbite March 14, 2017
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