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Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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run a train on me 

gettin bummed by lots of guys waitin in line..on you.
''Dad arranged a group that will run a train on me''
'O wow, lucky you'
''I know right!''
run a train on me by Psychologize September 27, 2016

a load of old bollocks 

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.
Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR
a load of old bollocks by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

Got a bit of a Shannon Noll Going on There 

Inspired by Shannon Noll's obvious underarm sweat problem at the MTV AVMAs when recieving an award. This saying 'Got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there' describes those moments in life when you are suffering from serious sweat issues and need to describe it without going I HAVE BO AND I HAVE A POOL OF SWEAT!!
"Ewww I'm all hot and sweaty, I've got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there"

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute 

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

a side of fries 

when a person is having sex with someone who is not their significant other
"He is so distant, always texting at odd times"
"yeah, I definitely think he is having "a side of fries""
a side of fries by Brad Kingo January 5, 2008