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wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals
that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?
by jemal jackson April 23, 2008
mugGet the wet your williemug.

Wet-o-pants

Sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to sex
Darryl is a wet-o-pants said Maria
by Jpjb June 11, 2006
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wet bowel evacuation

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.
Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".
by Yo mama left nipple November 15, 2010
mugGet the wet bowel evacuationmug.

snorting wet meth

When a girl takes a guys load right up her nose and sniffs it further up like itz some kind of new, exotic drug. YOU SICKEN ME!
Chris: Hemi likes boyz! wat a faggot!
Dillon:wat u gonna do this weekend Hemi?Besides smell like a dead horse and not shower.
Hemi(fag):Im prolly just gonna go home , put on some country music and try snorting wet meth.
Aaron:BF3C 4 life nigga!
by NiPz Is MyHerO November 13, 2005
mugGet the snorting wet methmug.

audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).
by KatGunz August 23, 2011
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Wet Dirty Tire

Peeing on a girl's ass fresh after an unwiped shit
I had sheila come over last night for a bit of a wet dirty tire, hell of a mess.
by Durk Van Derp January 27, 2021
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Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.
"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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