cattywampus vagina 

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

cattywampus vagina by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

Icey Vagina Syndrome

When you touch your vagina with your ice cold fucking hands, and you can't be turned on for weeks.

"Bro I TOUCHED MY VAGINA WITH MY HANDS THE AC WAS ON."
"Bro what happened."
"I can't FUCKING BE HORNY FOR WEEKS NOW!"
"What's it called?"
"Icey Vagina Syndrome."

Icey Vagina Syndrome by x0Sympathy0x July 1, 2020

Drop down vagina 

When your vagina reeks so bad you start to gag.

A group of girls walk into the bathroom one goes "it smells like drop down vagina ew"

Drop down vagina by Drop down vagina December 1, 2017

Thirsty Vagina 

The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.

Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina!

Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out!

Yeah!

*High fives*

Thirsty Vagina by telecasterplayer June 16, 2010

Sandy Vagina 

Annalisa Venezia on a bad day

why is Annalisa being suck a bitch today... oh she has a sandy vagina?

Sandy Vagina by BustaHeek December 8, 2004

Pus Pocket Vagina

When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.

omg jamie! your pus pocket vagina is especially oozie today!

Pus Pocket Vagina by justin&&iris&&morgan December 30, 2008

Racist Vagina 

When a woman will only engage in sexual relations with another person of the same race or skin colour.

Guy: Have you got any single friends for my friend Tyrone?
Girl: My only single friend is Ashleigh and she has a racist vagina.

Racist Vagina by Sheree3160 January 18, 2015