A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!
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i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
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Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
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