meat curator

A woman who is the keeper or custodian of a man's private parts

Kimberley is currently working as my personal meat curator

by My name is JeffL August 4, 2017

meat hunter

A hunter who hunts for meat primarily and not for sport,tends to hunt for the easiest or most plentiful game so that he can bring home meat to eat.

No I don't want to ask Leon to go hunting with us, he is just a meat hunter.

by whichwaynow August 31, 2007

meat spike

Another term for a mans cock

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike

by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

Smoke Meat

When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!

by T>H>O>M>A>S June 2, 2009

Meat-Thursday

Every Thursday, meat lovers come together to cram themselves with as much meat as physically possible. Typically eating shit loads of Italian BMT's from Subway, Sausage Rolls and anything which is probably not that good for you but gives you a warm feeling inside.

Person 1 "Dude, are you taking part in Meat-Thursday this week?".
Person 2 "Hell yeah! I just love that meat in my mouth!".

by SnugglesWorth & Co. October 21, 2010

Hulk Meat

Large quantities of muscle. Usually in the chest and arms. You call someone's muscle hulk meat if they have a lot of <upper body strength>.

The term usually refers to the incredible hulk but in some cases it has been used to refer to hulk hogan.

StrongMan: You <checking out> my <Hulk Meat> girl?

Girl: No , you're full of your self

by alpha mike foxtrot February 29, 2012

smacking meat

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.

antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.

by brandon hunter February 13, 2009