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meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.
My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.
by Rob9811 November 6, 2011
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smacking meat

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.
antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.
by brandon hunter February 13, 2009
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meat hunter

A hunter who hunts for meat primarily and not for sport,tends to hunt for the easiest or most plentiful game so that he can bring home meat to eat.
No I don't want to ask Leon to go hunting with us, he is just a meat hunter.
by whichwaynow August 31, 2007
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dick meat

The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.
A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.
by mojosolodolo July 5, 2012
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cuts the meat

Having the sex
by freddyfatso October 9, 2008
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Hulk Meat

Large quantities of muscle. Usually in the chest and arms. You call someone's muscle hulk meat if they have a lot of <upper body strength>.

The term usually refers to the incredible hulk but in some cases it has been used to refer to hulk hogan.
StrongMan: You <checking out> my <Hulk Meat> girl?

Girl: No , you're full of your self
by alpha mike foxtrot February 29, 2012
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Meat puppet

The human form taken by the (spirit).
(Consciousness) inhabits the " meat puppet" untill physical (death)and then moves on
I am a meat puppet on a small planet hurtling through the (cosmos).
by Deepglue November 18, 2016
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