happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

Happy

Joyful

John was happy when he had his popsicle

by GiyuuDekuSANEMI April 4, 2023

happy

gay

i just kissed chris pratt im so happy

by sexyboy699 October 6, 2019

Happiness

A things that does not exist because of school boards

The word happiness can also define a lie

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy

im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

Happiness

The emotion of happiness, or feeling happy.

I’m so happy!

They were filled with happiness.

by Eshaalemad August 31, 2019

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats

They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022