spill the tea sis

a cringey phrase for a cringey girl

ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit

by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

Tea

Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.

“Have you heard the tea about Sarah and George?”

“The tea is scoulding today”

by SisterAva August 14, 2018

Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.

I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.

by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020

tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.

Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.

by hstrm July 23, 2014