Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.

Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”

by Sanihano January 26, 2022

Sam

One man army

Sam gonna kill us all

by Dale Brady January 29, 2022

Sam

Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.

Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.

Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Sam

umm idk kinda gay

sams pretty gay i thonk

by intelligant being January 31, 2022

sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.

Wow, id love to be like sam barnes

by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

Sam is a amazing friend she is always there for you and she helps you get through your tough times she always makes you happy and always keeps a smile on your face shes very insecure and doesn't see her true beauty but she is beautiful inside and out and she is just a amazing friend

Whos sam?

Sam is my bestfriend.

by Abiofc February 4, 2022