When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.
Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.
Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.
I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.
Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.
Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.
by Dr. Club October 8, 2020
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A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Club mug.The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 13, 2023
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by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
Get the Join the club mug.A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombie mug.A country club located in Andover Massachusetts where rich preppy kids in American flag bathing suits with Louis Vuitton towels order thousands of dollars worth of itilian ice from their parent's accounts
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