The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021
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The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity
John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day
by John handpick November 2, 2018
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It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.
by Zonal K October 18, 2019
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A sausage beat down is when a group of 5 or more erect males, surround one female, and continuously smack the females face with there sausages, until a nose bleed occurs.
Bro nice sausage beat down on Miranda last night.
by Shroom square August 23, 2016
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A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed
*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”
by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021
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