Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do

Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day

by Martichucho August 7, 2022

Nothing beats a Jet2holiday

random aviation meme where people get a plane crashing or whatever and put the audio nothing beats a jet2holiday

Nothing beats a Jet2holiday! and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

Beat da koto nai

"Beat da pussy in"

We were going crazy last night, I beat da koto nai"

by Certified Trapper February 10, 2024

beat a furry day

an urban dictionary entry that had all of its definitions wiped off

what the fuck is "beat a furry day"

by gigachad December 13, 2023

Beat it up

Having sex, doing it in insanely dirty ways. Usually in a rented place such as an Airbnb or hotel.

Chaps was beating it up last night.. and this morning!

Beat it up: He was going to town.

by Jqal11 July 31, 2022

Beat

When yo makeup poppin

"Sis my face is beat"

by Babey-boy December 2, 2017