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uber tits

Uber Tits is when a girl with saggy boobs is on top and her titties fall directly into your mouth you don't have to go to them they go to you like Uber Eats but for titties, Uber Tits.
Monica is a dope fuck, she has the Uber Tits...
by Potatofaceman May 28, 2020
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Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.
Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa
by DocEllis May 30, 2011
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Tit Biscuit

Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.
"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"
by Genjio August 17, 2015
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sweating tits

When you are a dude and you sweat as much as someone with huge breasts would.
"Man in all the buildings"
"I know I was sweating tits in art history"
by Rayroc October 27, 2017
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Tits Up

Chillin. BIG chillin. Relaxing. Coolin. UNBOTHERED.
I’m so tits up that I can’t find my neck right now.
by Titsupnoneck August 25, 2019
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monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.
"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...
by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008
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tits migee

Your father will yell this at the television whenever a baseball player strikes out.
Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

"TITS MIGEE!!!"
by Doughnut Bulemic April 21, 2012
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