Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain

last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.

by CraccHead69 November 6, 2021

Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020