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make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014
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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes
Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second
by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018
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The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de ti døds sekunder'
Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh
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Farrell's Second

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.
by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019
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Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates
by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019
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