Sam

This guy is really autistic but he has a massive penis. He loves a bit of supercoach and maccas sweet n sour sauce. Pretty bad at basketball but its ok because everyone loves him.

See that guy over there?
Ye, what about him?
That's Sam, he has a massive penis

by SMALLCOCKBIGDREAMS November 22, 2022

Sam🔰

Sam🔰 is the best football Twitter account. Been bagged a few times but he always comes back. He supports the mighty Norwich City who are winning the league in the 2020/21 season and staying up.

“Hey did you see Sam🔰 on the TL?” “Yes it was a great tweet.”

by Alongcomenorwich March 27, 2021

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.

ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!

by david leach April 13, 2020

Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024