Battle Ground Guys

Guys from Battle Ground who are usually douches, rapists, perverted, and really into hentai. A lot of them are also gay. They might sexually harass you ladies. Better watch out.

Ahh those Battle Ground Guys

by Ugh Tripp’s August 2, 2018

Zany Science Guy

An evangelist of teh Science. Has a degree in science education and chegged/group-worked his way through all the actual science and math classes he had to take. Teaches your kids teh Science at school by reading word for word from the textbook. Gives them work packets that he found on Google by searching for 'real cool zany science packets.' Doesn't know how to answer any of their questions, but man, does this guy love science! And what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in zane. He believes teh Science like a good little boy and never questions his Lord and Saviour Dr. Fauci. He's triple masked, vaxxed, and ready to get zany!

Hello, class, I am your Science teacher, Mr. Z. I have a confession to make: I'm not like your last teacher. I'm a fun, Zany Science Guy. And do you know what time it is? It's time. to get. ZANY!

by bobbymcprescott August 10, 2021

Indian guy on yt

A GUY WITH INFINITE INTEL WITH THE GOAL TO PASS HIS KNOWLEDGE TO FUTURE GENERATIONS

The Indian guy on YT I watched was really smart!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

Huge Tall Guy

A Nigerian phrase for describing a male whose main physical attribute is his height.

Nigerian: Hey, huge tall guy!
Tall person: I have a name

by PlasticlightS January 7, 2011

Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.

Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009

Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

hot dog guy

Snap chat sensation and a woman's best friend

Girl1: oh my god did you hear the hot dog guy on snap chat is 5'11 :D

by Capt.cucumber July 21, 2017