Russian pipe liner

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it

I did a Russian pipe liner with jacks sister last night

by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

russiancockmagic

russiancockmagic + flicker goon + noradrenaline + jamaican smile + german stare + balkan rage mango mango mango. those who know

When my opponent uses russiancockmagic those who know mango mango mango

by russiancockmagicuser October 17, 2024

russian mosh pit

A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.

> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!

> ебать!

by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024

Russian Wistle

Having a couple (Heterosexual) preform The Russian Wistle, requires the male to stick his dick inside of the girls mouth without having the testicles in her mouth. Then the girl has to tickle the guys balls until he farts. Then the female blows on his dick as hard ass possible.

Guy 1: Bro if you want to rock her world give her the Russian Wistle
Guy 2: Idk man i don’t think we that close.

Guy 1: it’s the first step in finding out if she’s into that freaky stuff or not.

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! January 28, 2024

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024

Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024