Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’

I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018

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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

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jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

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A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015

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