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Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.
That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!

loaded potato

When you insert mashed potatoes into your significant others anus, have anal sex and after ejaculating eat the loaded potatoes out of their anus.
I had the greatest loaded potato last night at my boyfriends house!

Hot potato taser

When a cop takes the cartridge out of his taser sparks it on the five second run and tosses it into the lap of another officer while he or she is sitting in their car.
Brian got sent home for playing hot potato taser with John.

bakes my sweet potato 

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

Mississippi Mashed Potato 

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

banana mashed potato 

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana
"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"