STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip

my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

No U

The classic comeback

"lol u gay"
"no u"

by HEYORAINBOW February 21, 2018

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

U-Turn

When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.

Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.

by WhiteClawWizard February 27, 2020

u

Abreviation of you. Mainly used by people who are too dumb to write you, or by trolls trying to imitate those dumb people.

u dumb m8

by Clyran April 17, 2017

no u

The ultimate comeback back, that is normally used when there is no other comebacks to be made. By using the comeback "no u", you instantly win the fight/argument, unless the opponent pulls out a reverse card, if this happens you just run, you run away as fast as you can.

Opponent: ur mum gayyy
You: no u
Opponent:*dies*

by Saxaphone Mcsizzle October 14, 2018